Minnesota’s Sarcastic State Motto

Every state has a motto, or statement they are known for. Here in Minnesota, our official motto is "The Star of the North," while we're also known as the "Land of 10,000 Lakes." But what is our sarcastic state motto?

Now, a website called Distractify.com has come up with a new list of sarcastic state mottoes.

In this list, people who live in each state have come up with a sarcastic way to describe their state, in one sentence, to the rest of the country.

A few personal favorites include:
New Mexico - " 'Breaking Bad' was the best thing that ever happened to us."
Wisconsin - "Way too cold to be sober."
Wyoming - "Where men are men and sheep are scared."
Nebraska - "Where the majority of the population has been intimate with a corncob."
North Dakota - "Yes, exactly like 'Fargo'."

And Minnesota's sarcastic motto? It's "Land of 10,000 lakes and 10,000,000,000,000 mosquitoes."

If you were to come up with an alternate sarcastic motto for Minnesota, what would it be?